Swirly Ice Cream Hate

None of my flavors will ever want to be eaten by you,
I would rather melt in a sewer, than be loved by you.

All my flavors could care less how you feel about us,
Even the cone wants to throw you under the bus.

Their are millions of people who enjoy my many flavors,
One person will not make a difference

Ice cream and cone in all, I am leaving you,
You will never see me again, forever and ever.